THE COW ECONOMY JOKE!

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TRADITIONAL ECONOMY
* You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.
* Your herd multiplies and the economy grows.
* You retire on the income.

INDIAN ECONOMY
* You have two cows.
* You worship them.

PAKISTAN ECONOMY
* You don't have any cows.
* You claim that the Indian cows belong to you.
* You ask the US for financial aid,
* China for military aid,
* British for Warplanes,
* Italy for machines,
* Germany for technology,
* French for submarines,
* Switzerland for loans,
* Russia for drugs
* Japan for equipment.
* You buy the cows with all this
* And claim exploitation by the world.

AMERICAN ECONOMY
* You have two cows.
* You sell one and force the other to produce the milk of four
cows.
* You profess surprise when the cow drops dead.
* You put the blame on some nation with cows & naturally that
nation will be a danger to mankind.
* You wage a war to save the world and grab the cows.

FRENCH ECONOMY
* You have two cows.
* You go on strike because you want three cows.


GERMAN ECONOMY
* You have two cows.
* You re-engineer them so that they live for 100 years, eat once a
month and milk themselves.


BRITISH ECONOMY
* You have two cows.
* They are both mad cows.


ITALIAN ECONOMY
* You have two cows.
* You don't know where they are.
* You break for lunch.

SWISS ECONOMY
* You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you.
* You charge others for storing them.


JAPANESE ECONOMY
* You have two cows.
* You redesign them so that they are one-tenth the size of an
ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk.
* You then create cute cartoon cow images called Cowkimon and
market them worldwide.


RUSSIAN ECONOMY
* You have two cows.
* You count them and learn you have five cows.
* You count them again and learn you have 42 cows.
* You count them again and learn you have 17 cows.
* You give up counting and open another bottle of vodka.


CHINESE ECONOMY
* You have two cows.
* You have 300 people milking them.
* You claim full employment, high bovine productivity and arrest
anyone reporting the actual numbers.


SINGAPORE ECONOMY
* You have two cows.
* Believe you have a brilliant government
* Need to hire foreign talents to manage your cows
* You lost all your cows.


SRI LANKAN ECONOMY
* You have two cows.
* You make one the President and the other the Leader of the
Opposition !